The children frequently sneak into our closet and marvel over a small drawer containing mounds of Clint's loose change collected over the years. The other day Baylee was riding in Daddy's car when she asked, "Are we going to stop at McDonald's on the way home!?"
Clint: "No, not today."
Baylee: "But why not? I'm hungry and I want McDonald's."
Clint: "It costs lots of money to eat at McDonald's."
Baylee: "But Daddy, you HAVE lots of money. I've seen it in your drawer!"
After Rigby threw away his tuna-fish sandwich today and tried to trick me into thinking he'd eaten it so he could get some fruit snacks, I told him it was time for bed. He was extremely upset and started sobbing, sending huge alligator tears rolling down his cheeks. He sat on his bed and I laid him down. His cries got more frantic as he shouted, "It's going to get on my pillow!" (his tears). So I calmly told him, "Well, stop crying then." He gave it a good shot but was unsuccessful at controlling his emotions. He slapped his hands to his cheeks to catch the falling tears and said, "It's still doing it!!"
Every night at bedtime Baylee and Rigby request different kinds of hugs and kisses. For example, last night Rigby asked for a crocodile hug and a Nemo kiss. Baylee asked for a bear hug and a dinosaur kiss. Clint and I have to get very creative in our interpretations of these. We have to be dramatic with it because if it's not up to par we have to do it again. :)
P.S. Since Chira asked: A crocodile hug is where you slap your arms together a couple times (like a huge crocodile mouth) and then go in for the kill with the huge crocodile mouth surrounding your child. LOL. A dinosaur kiss consists of you growling and pretending you're going to take a bite out of your child's cheek only to leave them with a kiss instead. It's highly technical, you have to be a very experienced, and skilled parent to master these things. =P